These are friends of mine from high school. I got a newsletter from my high school class a couple of days ago and all these funny things keep going through my head about it. Nobody ever sends an update that goes something like… (not that this is 100% accurate for me, but I was thinking it.)
The last few years really sucked but things are looking up. That guy I was married to at the last reunion — I couldn’t stand him. Let’s not make too big a deal at the next one when I’m there with someone else, ok?
HA! I crack myself up. Let’s be honest, though. What if we told the truth about the tough stuff too in those college and high school alumni updates. We’d also sound an awful lot like Dooce, I suspect. And she is pretty damned funny.